SirLagALot's guide to being a NOOB!

1. ALWAYS TALK IN CAPS
2. #always start your sentences with a #
3. when on a GDC server, ask a member if GDC is a good clan (OF COURSE IT IS! )
4. never sprint
5. always hold down the mouse button, don't fire in bursts
6. when shooting, don't move
7. prone...                        'nuff said!
8. when you die, always scream "BACKER! LUCKER! OMFG!" (note the bad english)
9. when field ops, have your binoculars permanently glued to your face
10. when soldier, don't switch to another weapon so that you can walk faster
11. immediately label someone who kills you with a panzer or a flamer a panza/flamer noob, respectively
12. always open the console, then try to walk and shoot.
13. type /com_maxfps 1 in console for some nice special effects
14. always have a high ping like Sirlag (500/600+)
15. do /rate 1000 in the console
16. only throw your grenade after 7 seconds
17. prone on grenades to render them useless

do you guys have any more? 

12. who type theese tips is NOOB himself xD

13) always open the console, then try to walk and shoot.

These are really good tips! I think I'm going to use them all! So watch out when I come, I'm going to own you all!!

*Tera

14) Always typ /com_maxfps 1 in console for some nice special effects

15) always have a great high ping like Sirlag

GRAB A NOOBY CONNECTION and tip number 2 is being used by OLI ROFL
and tip number 7 IS BEING USED BY JALEN11 xD

keep your rate at 1000

edited, i added all of them except for darkie's
@oppressed, i know GDC|OLI|GDC uses number 2, that's where i got it from XD

i actually tried /rate 100 once to see what it was like

worst mistake ever, took me forever just for the console to open so i could fix it. the lag is worse than imaginable,

lol,sirlag do /rate 100,the opposite might happen,you might fix it.

har de har

do /exec pollo or /exec horsey XD!
it'll be fun for other to see it xd.

oh no i aint doing that. i did horsey once, i couldnt change back my controls

haha lol

yesterday p4re did both and i couldn't stop laughing. it's for noobs too to use XD!!

16 always use lagg as excuse when you die
17.always try to shot whit panzer 2 times in a row
18.never answer questions from admins
19.always try to throw nade before first click

hahha zippo rly know a lot of nooby stuff.. (he used to be 99% noob but then someone taught him some stuff from ET)

Edit: wtf i think this is meaby the third time when i post something and its my 180th post

lol Cr3a thts the worst noob tip ever my controls changed like immortal!!! and i can't move sidewards, my mouse sensitiity changed my cursor too it really changed my fight.
i suggest this nooby tip:
20.get a nooby connection like dial-up or something to make u lag.
har har har my old friends has dial up and when he played ET he lagged yum real good but now hes offline never saw him again .

/god when god mode isnt enabled, and continue for the rest of the match thinking it is enabled. so when you die you htink its a computer problem

what does /horsey do?

21. Always remember to jump on the grenades, just to cover your teammates and beg their medic. Ofc, if medic not there in 5 secs you can start flaming in the chat "#n00b medic me fucke u suck!!!!1"

Be like la$t.That just defines all of them.

SirLagALot|HAC/GE'L wrote:

what does /horsey do?

it renames you to horsey and screws up all of your controls. when i did it it also removed all of my binds

There is also a command i forgot the name but if u do that, u cant do anything on et again i thought it was something with pause 1 and if u do 0 it comes normal or something, so to fix it u gotta ctrl + alt + delete close et and typ it later or something ..
Sorry little bit weird

-Aimg0d.